This morning is completely bonkers. Everything here that happened is just unreal. I don't even know what to say.

This complete mess has left me feeling dumbfounded. Let me take a breath to process this.

It’s like something out of a movie. I just still can't believe it.

Can You Believe This?

You won't doubt this one. It's absolutely wild. Just the other day, I was meandering down the street when I spotted a cat wearing a hat. It seemed totally comfortable. You should say it was the strangest thing I've ever seen. I swear, sometimes reality is just odd!

Honestly I Couldn't Think This!

Like, what in the world? This whole situation is just nuts. I mean, come on, it's totally bonkers. It's like something out of a movie, but way crazier! I'm just sitting here, jaw slack with disbelief. This is beyond comprehension, right?

• I'm shocked
• Make it stop!
• Help me out here

Can You Imagine What Happened

Well, you guys, you won't think what just occurred. I was walking down the street out of nowhere this huge cat flew down from a tree. It was carrying a miniature sword! I'm not kidding. It stared at me for a moment, then took off running. I still can't believe what I just saw.

Unbelievable! utterly shocking

Can you believe that? I can barely comprehend {what just happened|. It's past|belief. I affirm this is {thereality. This story appears to be so outrageous, I almost question it's real..

• Possibly it was a hallucination? {I just can'tmake sense of this.

This is Beyond Belief

This story is absolutely outrageous. I can't wrap my head around what I've just heard. It's like adream come true. Reality has been bent.

• Could this be real?
• I'm feeling like I'm going crazy

{I have so many questions|What does this mean? This changes everything.